Jack Moore
Jack Moore is a writer for GQ.
Now Is a Great Time to Go Back to an Old iPod
Fed up with streaming? You're not alone. And these days, there's a whole micro-economy of custom iPod options, whether you want a 2 terabyte hard drive or built-in Bluetooth.
Nick Foles Joins Prestigious Ranks of Quarterbacks Who’ve Beaten Tom Brady in the Super Bowl
Fly, you beautiful Eagle, fly.
World Cup
A Plague of Locusts Ruining the World Cup Would Be the Perfect Metaphor for 2018
At least according to Russia.
Culture
4 Potential Team Name Options for the Cleveland Indians
Getting rid of the logo is just a start.
Maybe Don’t Use GPS Fitness Trackers If You Work on a Secret Military Base
Yet another sign that we already live in a “Black Mirror” future.
Memes
The "Karma's a Bitch" Meme Is a Reminder That the Internet Can Be Great
Just try to stop watching these.
Good Things
Far-Right German Politician Resigns from Islamophobic Party and Converts to Islam
Is this...good news?
LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball Went Full 2K Mode in Lithuania
The Ball Brothers are enjoying their European adventure.
Catholic Political Commentator Flummoxed by "Nice" Replies to the End of the 69-Hour Government Shutdown
Government shutdowns aren't always "nice," but in this case...
CNN
A Man Was Arrested for Allegedly Threatening to Open Fire at CNN Headquarters for Being “Fake News”
When the president paints a target on the backs of journalists, can we really be surprised when crazy people want to attack?
Facebook VP Says They Won't Use Experts to Fix Their Fake News Problem for a Very Silly Reason
The social network doesn't want to invite criticism.
Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo Sacrificed His Beautiful Face for a Goal
This is the largest price anyone could pay.
Dion Waiters
Dion Waiters Sleeps in a Giant 10-Foot Wide Bed
There's a king-sized bed and then there's whatever the hell Dion Waiters sleeps in every night.
Now That He's an All-Star, Joel Embiid Says He's Moved on from Rihanna
Rihanna told Embiid to call her when he became an All-Star. Well now he is one...
Jalen Rose Called Out Paul Pierce to His Face for Being Petty About Isaiah Thomas
Paul Pierce didn’t want to share his jersey retirement night with a two-minute video thanking Isaiah Thomas.
Steph Curry Got His Shot Blocked Back in His Face by a Rookie and—Oof
Lauri Markkanen is having a badass rookie year, and Steph Curry just got a taste of it.
Will Ferrell Crashed Roger Federer’s Post-Match Interview to Ask Him Some Important Questions
One GOAT interviews another.
California
A Group of Right-Wingers Wants to Secede from California and Create a New California
It’s almost as if they don’t understand they’re in the minority.
Beef
Charles Barkley and Shaq Roasted the Clippers and Rockets for Their Crazy Post-Game Fight
Chris Paul’s return to Staples Center was explosive.
Dads
Dads Can Now Buy Military-Themed Diaper Bags to Protect Their MANLINESS
For when you want to take care of your kids, but like, not in a girly way.
News
Elon Musk Has a Good Excuse for Accidentally Attending a Silicon Valley Sex Party
He thought it was a costume party.
Dads
Barack Obama Shares His Dancing Advice for Dads Everywhere
Dads, listen to Barack Obama on dancing. He won’t lead you astray.